Neutral Characters Wiki

...

READ MORE

Neutral Characters Wiki
Click To Help Bob!
Bob has found out that this article has stopped in time, and any or all information on it may be outdated.
Help improve this article by checking and updating its info wherever necessary
...Nothing happens.

MMM! I Love Earth.

Baldi Baldimore is the titular main protagonist of the comic strip series of the same name.

He is an inventor who lives in the American city of Baltimore, Maryland, and is the husband of Susan Baldimore, and the father of Andrew Baldimore. During his life, Baldi is depicted as a man who likes to break the fourth wall for the reader and eat everything he wants, as well as making sensitive humor. He is also shown to be an inventor who works hard to create things such as an ice machine and a machine that can change faces to be realistic. However, both of his inventions that he creates always fail when tested. Although he is shown to be a failed inventor, he never loses his positive outlook on life and he chooses to live a happy and fulfilling family life with his wife and son.

In his later years, Baldi is shown to be a cheerful and goofy man, and does the same things as before. However, despite being cheerful and goofy, he ends up doing things that are harmful to others.

Appearance[]

Since the comic strip series does not have color, it is difficult to determine Baldi's true appearance. He is depicted as a tall, slender man with long arms, slender fingers, clearly visible black eyes, and thin eyebrows. He has a wide smile on his face and the inside of his mouth is pitch black. He sometimes has teeth and is mostly missing a tongue and throat, but he can still talk. Baldi wears a long-sleeved shirt, pants, and shoes, as well as a teardrop-like nose. Despite being bald and lacking visible ears, he has a single hair and can hear normally.

The only confirmed aspect of his appearance is that he has light skin, as shown in the WarioWare D.I.Y. microgame, Bad Ball. It is also in the microgame that he wears a long blue shirt. However, it is possible that, like his video game counterpart, he has a single orange-brown hair and wears a long green shirt and blue pants, as Mystman12 explained on Twitter that green is more useful than blue.

Personality[]

Baldi's personality is hard to pinpoint, sometimes varying from comic to comic. Throughout the series, he is always shown to be a guy who likes to break the fourth wall and cares deeply for others. Overall, however, he has a rather goofy, odd, and cartoonish personality. His crazy and/or arrogant behavior, in fact, extends to downright sadism in the comics Baldiman and Baldi Hair, where he threatens to cut off a little boy's toes, and goes on a rampage and burns off all of another person's hair because it doesn't grow and is considered unnatural. Despite this, Baldi is generally kind, humble, and easygoing. He is not known for his anger; even towards his enemies, he rarely holds much of an insult or grudge. Threatening his wife seems to be one of the few ways to trigger his aggression. He also has a voracious appetite for food according to the description of the deleted BaldiComic Twitter account.

Baldi is a very emotional character who is quick to laugh, cry, and get angry. While he has a danger-loving, fearless nature and may love a good fight, he prefers to relax inside his house and rarely seeks trouble intentionally. For Timtom's cunning and Susan's affection, Baldi tends to have personal habits such as scratching his head. Baldi is also easily distracted as seen in the Ice Block comic when a baseball was thrown to him by TimTom. He is also quite oblivious to his surroundings, but this could be due to being blind and/or hearing impaired since he was a child. Baldi seems to be somewhat impulsive as shown in the Baldi Cookie, Test Comic, and Baldi Hair; Baldi gets mad at the reader for not giving him all the cookies, barks at someone, who is potentially Susan, and sets fire to all of someone's hair.

Baldi's intelligence level is somewhat ambiguous as he can sometimes be very insensitive or oblivious to his surroundings, and he is often considered stupid or dim-witted. However, this may just be a joke, especially since he is shown to be smart enough to stop others from bothering him and his family or is able to create his sometimes faulty inventions such as an ice machine, a machine to transform into reality, and is implied to be able to manipulate some machines. The things he does that seem stupid can best be attributed to his obvious impulsive nature. His anger never seems to get him into trouble, as Susan can understand him. His sense of right and wrong is also intact, as he helps those in need. It is generally shown that Baldi likes to invent some crazy machines in his spare time such as an ice machine, a machine to transform into reality, and the Jackhammer99.

Neither Heroic nor Villainous[]

to be added

Powers and Abilities[]

to be added

Biography[]

to be added

Other Media[]

to be added

Quotes[]

2000s[]

Panel 1-3: Hello! My name is Baldi. I'm bald, I live in Baltimore, and I always want more food. It all makes one name. Baldimore. The 3rd panel is the "funny" one. [scratching his head]

Panel 7-9: [drawing the fighter comic] Heh heh. Most people say my sense of humor is too senseitive.

~ Baldi's Introduction
Dr. Reflex: Now I'll test your reflexes

Baldi: Ok.
Dr. Reflex: [reflex tests on Baldi's knee]
Dr. Reflex: Well... That's not goo-
Baldi: [accidentally kicks Dr. Reflex in the groin]

~ Dr. Reflex
There is nothing to eat!

[looks up to see his speech bubble] Ooh.
[takes two of the letters (the s and a, specifically) off the speech text and eats them]

~ Nothing to Eat
Baldi: Come on hurry! [pressing the button to activate the machine]

Baseball Player: I've got it!
[the ice machine starts releasing gas at Baldi, freezing him. The ball soon breaks one of the windows]
Baldi: [gets trapped inside a huge block of ice]
[the ball hits the ice block and shatters it]
Baldi: HaHaa! I told you my ice machine would work.
TimTom: [throws a baseball at Baldi from the window]

~ Ice Block
Baldi: Hey, son! Watchya' watchn'?

Andrew: Rag Tom Floppy Shirt.
[the television plays the show, as it sings "♪Who lives in a cocoanut under the ocean♪"]
Baldi: You know, Rag Tom is really wierd, he's a grown "man" and he acts like a kid.
[a doorbell, "Ding Dong!" rings]
Baldi: [hears a doorbell] Ooh! That might be my bubbles.

~ Rag Tom Floppy Shirt
Baldi: This invention makes people who don't look very realistic look realistic. And now I will try it.

[Baldi activates the invention and changes himself]
One of the "scientists": There he is!
Baldi: [shows his realistic face] How do I look?
One of the "scientists": Ummm?!
[Minutes later at home.]
Susan: Are you really going to stay like that?
Baldi: Maybe, it gives me more hair.

~ Realistic Face
Baldi: "Munch" Hmmm? "Chew" This chicken "crunch" tastes funny.

Susan: Baldi, have you seen my hair brush?
Baldi: No, dear.
Baldi: "Munch" "crunch"
[Baldi realizes it was her hair brush]

~ Hair Brush

2010s[]

Ladies and gentlemen. As you can see... This is a mailbox. I shall open it! Wif my teeth!!
~ Baldi Mailbox
"Gimme more cookies." Those are the first words I ever said. And you know what? I never got any dang Cookies!
~ Baldi Cookie
Baldi: Bark-Bark! Grr... Rowr!

Unnamed woman (potentially Susan): Umm?

~ TestComic
Baldi: Howdy li'l boy! I'm Baldiman, and I can invent anything!

Kid: Can you invent toe nail clippers?
Baldi: Surely!
[Later...]
Baldi: Behold!
Kid: That looks like a jackhammer with a rusty knife glued on...
Baldi: Oh yes! It will surely cut off your toes!
Kid: Okay cool thanks bye mister I'm leaving.

~ Baldiman
Baldi: Who needs hair anyways? I don't. Hair is un-natural! In fact, all hair should be burned! Burn the hair!

Person 1: Help!
Person 2: GAAH!

~ Baldi Hair

Gallery[]

to be added

Trivia[]

  • Baldi is one of four characters that was created many years ago, specifically between the 2000s and 2010s. The others being Dr. Reflex, his wife Susan, his son Andrew, and his video game counterpart.
  • Baldi is one of the three favorite characters from Mystman12. The others being his video game counterpart and Gotta Sweep.
  • Mystman12 at first said that Baldi's first internet appearance was in his deleted "BaldiComic" Twitter. However, this was disproven as he was going to his Miiverse archive and found out that Baldi's first internet appearance was actually in his Game & Wario Miiverse sketch post.
  • Originally, the four comic strips in the Baldi's Basics series were actually about his video game counterpart when he was a young man, before finally sharing continuity into the original comic series or in other words the comic tie-in game.
    • Ironically, the original Baldi's Jackhammer99 has no relation to the number/symbol of 99 in the Baldi's Basics series.
  • As of now, it is unknown whether Baldi as Baldiman will be doing heroics or just for fun, as his game counterpart is implied to be doing heroics as a superhero.

External Links[]

Navigation[]

            Neutrals

Baldimore Family
Baldi Baldimore | Susan Baldimore | Andrew Baldimore

Others
Dr. Reflex | TimTom | Referee | Fighters

See Also
Baldi's Basics Neutrals