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I don't know what to start with you. I mean, do you even know that I live in a shopping cart? [...] Do you have any idea, any idea how much I sat in the dugout my whole life? [...] Basically, TOTALLY WORTHLESS!
~ Clinically Depressed Scout
You listening? Okay... Grass dies, birds die, sun's gonna die, and brother... I SIT ON MY ASS! [...] I'M A FORCE OF NUTHIN'! [...] IF YOU USED UP THE FREE TIME THAT I USED UP, YOU COULD CURE F##KING DISEASES! [...] (pitiful scream)
~ Clinically Depressed Scout

The Clinically Depressed Scout is a character from the "Meet the Clinically Depressed Team" YouTube series, which was created by Spunky Dunk. He has his cameo in the "Meet the Clinically Depressed Soldier" video before having his own video called "Meet the Clinically Depressed Scout" 7 years after.

He was voiced by Spunky Dunk.

Why Isn't He Heroic Or Villainous?[]

  • He does not show to be villainous at all, let alone do enough heroic actions to be considered as a villain.

Biography[]

It starts off with Scout trying to go across the train tracks while having a useless weapon shaped like a RED Soldier, only to fall down and rolling across due to being too depressed to get back up.

The Scout would then crawl over some train tracks only to not be able to get up in time, causing his back to be in a bad and hunched-over shape. However, Scout somehow able to survive it.

Scout mentions that he lived in a shopping cart and sat in a shelter (a dugout) in his whole life, meaning he doesn't really have a home of his own.

He also begs for food as he tries to beg a BLU Heavy to feed him as he desperately wands to have the Sandvich. The Scout acts quite miserably that even the BLU Heavy shows to feel bad Scout, as shown as the BLU Heavy looks at Scout with a rather sad and sympathetic expression.

In the end scene, Scout is enjoying a Sandvich with the BLU Heavy.

Personality[]

As the name suggests, The Clinically Depressed Scout is Clinically Depressed. He has no self esteem, no confidence and sees himself as weak and worthless. He also shown to beg for food, even if it is from the opposing team.

Quotes[]

Yo, who even cares?...
~ Scout in his cameo in "Meet the Clinically Depressed Soldier
[tapping Blue Heavy on head with his useless weapon] *Sobbing* Feed me!
~ Scout to a BLU Heavy, in "Meet the Clinically Depressed Scout".
Oh.. Please! PLEASE!
~ Scout begging BLU Heavy to give him food.
I can't do anything right!
~ Clinically Depressed Scout
[Looks at his own muscles] Oh man, that's puny....
~ Scout seeing himself as weak
Oh COME ON, Just... Just give me the frickin'-
~ Scout showing desperation for BLU Heavy's Sandvich
Boink....
~ Scout
Bonk...
~ Scout
AAAAAAUHHHHHhhh.........
~ Scout screaming pitifully

Trivia[]

  • He is also unable to climb up on platforms as well.
  • His weapon appears to shape like a RED Soldier.
  • It took about nearly 7 years before Scout got his own video after "Meet the Clinically Depressed Soldier" was uploaded to Youtube on July 21st, 2013. Scout got his video released on August 9th, 2020.

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Scout: Clinically Depressed Scout | Heavy is Dead | Jeremy (Emesis Blue) | Blutarch's Bodyguard (Emesis Blue) | Hostage | RED Scout (Pyro Paints) | RED Scout (Nobody wants Pyro's Coffee) | NO SMOKING | Hungry Scout (Delivery Mann) | RED Scout (Bloody Deck) | RED Team 'Casual' Poker Night | RED Scout (Love Hurts) | RED Scout (Never Anger a Magician!) | Scout (There's something wrong with Pyro) | BLU Scout (A Very Warm Smissmas) | RED Scout (I Got a Bucket of MAGICAL Chicken!) | RED Scout (Heavy Tries to Escape the DRIP but Fails Miserably) | RED Scout (The heavy is a fat headed abomination) | RED Scout (Spy Reacts)

Soldier: Clinically Depressed Soldier | Heavy is Dead | BLU Soldier (Lil' Pootis) | Civilian | RED Soldier (Nobody wants Pyro's Coffee) | RED Soldier (Keep Going, Buddy) | BLU Soldier (Keep Going, Buddy) | RED Team 'Casual' Poker Night | BLU Soldier (Do you know what is REALLY scary?) | RED Soldier (Heavy Tries to Escape the DRIP but Fails Miserably) | BLU Soldier (The heavy is a fat headed abomination)

Pyro: RED Pyro (Pyro Paints) | BLU Pyro (Lil' Pootis) | RED Pyro (Nobody wants Pyro's Coffee) | RED Pyro (Sniper's Moonshine) | RED Pyro (Food Heist) | RED Team 'Casual' Poker Night | BLU Pyro (The Strongest of The Mercenaries) | BLU Pyro (How to Get Rid of Pyro) | RED Pyro (The heavy is a fat headed abomination)

Demoman: Clinically Depressed Demoman | RED Demoman (Pyro Paints) | BLU Demoman (Lil' Pootis) | Construction Worker | RED Demoman (Nobody wants Pyro's Coffee) | Pak Tam (Delivery Mann) | RED Team 'Casual' Poker Night | RED Demoman (Demoman Do you know what is REALLY scary?) | BLU Demoman (Heavy Tries to Escape the DRIP but Fails Miserably)

Heavy: Clinically Depressed Heavy | Light | RED Heavy (Nobody wants Pyro's Coffee) | RED Heavy (Who Wants Pizza?) | Chef Heavy | RED Team 'Casual' Poker Night | BLU Heavy (Don't you feel Stoopid?!) | RED Heavy (Heavy Tries to Escape the DRIP but Fails Miserably) | RED Heavy (Spy Reacts) | BLU Heavy (Meet the Clinically Depressed Team)

Engineer: Clinically Depressed Engineer | Dell Conagher (Emesis Blue) | RED Engineer (Engineer likes Trains) | Hooligan | RED Engineer (Nobody wants Pyro's Coffee) | Tiny Desk Engineer | Tiny Desk Engineer (Lil' Pootis) | RED Engineer (Bloody Deck) RED Team 'Casual' Poker Night | BLU Engineer (The Strongest of The Mercenaries) | RED Engineer (Scream Fortress Scariest Menace) | BLU Engineer (There's something wrong with Pyro)

Medic: BLU Medic (Spy's Disguise) | BLU Medic (Lil' Pootis) | RED Medic (Nobody wants Pyro's Coffee) | Günther (Delivery Mann) | RED Medic (Sniper's Moonshine) | RED Medic (Food Heist) | RED Team 'Casual' Poker Night | RED Medic (A Very Warm Smissmas) | The heavy is a fat headed abomination

Sniper: Clinically Depressed Sniper | Sniper (Heavy is Dead) | BLU Sniper (Lil' Pootis) | Martial Artist | RED Sniper (Pyro Paints) | RED Sniper (Nobody wants Pyro's Coffee) | RED Sniper (Who Wants Pizza?) | RED Sniper (Sniper's Moonshine) | RED Sniper (Bloody Deck) | RED Team 'Casual' Poker Night

Spy: Ugly Spy | RED Spy (Lil' Pootis) | BLU Spy (Lil' Pootis) | Defender | BLU Spy (Pyro Paints) | RED Spy (Nobody wants Pyro's Coffee) | RED Spy (Keep Going, Buddy) | BLU Spy (Keep Going, Buddy) | Sébastien (Delivery Mann) | Mr. Red Spy's boss | BLU Spy (Food Heist) | RED Team 'Casual' Poker Night | RED Spy (Heavy Tries to Escape the DRIP but Fails Miserably) | Spy (Spy Reacts) | BLU Spy (The heavy is a fat headed abomination)

Groups and Organizations: BLU Team (Capture The Intelligence) | BLU Team (Crash Maul) | BLU Team (Lil' Pootis) | Car Repossessors (Delivery Mann) | The Collectors (Delivery Mann) | Mr. Red Spy's nieces | Protagonists (Garry's Mod) | BLU Team (Meet the Deathmatch Mercenary) | BLU Team (Gimme my Eye back!)

Miss Pauling: Lil' Pootis | A Very Warm Smissmas | Love Hurts

Spycrabs: RED Spycrab (Love Hurts) | Never Anger a Magician!

The Administrator: Lil' Pootis | Keep Going, Buddy

Merasmus: Nobody wants Pyro's Coffee | Do you know what is REALLY scary? | Scream Fortress Scariest Menace

The Devil: How to Get Rid of Pyro | Who Wants Pizza?

Others: The Tenth Class | Scout's Mother (Emesis Blue) | Scout's Mother (Lil' Pootis) | Pet Store Worker (Lil' Pootis) | RED Mercenaries (Keep Going, Buddy) | BLU Mercenaries (Keep Going, Buddy) | BLU Sentry (Delivery Mann) | Golden Wattle Orphanage Owner (Delivery Mann) | Shark (Engineer Cooks TF2 Spycrabs) | Horseless Headless Horseman (Scream Fortress Scariest Menace) | Black Cat (I Got a Bucket of MAGICAL Chicken!) | Archimedes (Spy Reacts) | Monoculus (Scream Fortress Scariest Menace) | JonyDany12 | GUILLIESUIT | HeadshotFraudster | Hector0n | directionz | scubamaster96 | Syrenix/Gavin | SnoWDooM | Serverblight's Victims | Clinically Depressed Soldier's Mother | Mr. and Mrs. Mundy (Clinically Depressed Sniper)

Fan-Fiction
BLU Spy (Coats and Canes)

Crossovers
Spy (Sugar Rush Stories) | Tari (Engineer cooks TF2 SpyCrabs) | Melony (Engineer cooks TF2 SpyCrabs) | Miss Pauling (If Undertale was Realistic) | Heavy (SMG4)