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Achoo. Ladies?
~ Defender
She is harmless—ly ugly, questionably. And slightly harmless.

She is a solution, uncovered by an open book, exposed by explanations, hatefully unspotted with repulsion, slowly delivered to Understanding, Antarctica, but IGNORE IN FRONT OF YOU! and it is on time. You're alive. For she is not the Defender—settled hero, gentleman reviver (literally) and woman reviver (in jest).
~ About the Defender.

Defender, also known as Opposite Spy, is a protagonist from the Youtube parody series "Meet the Team, but it's Opposite Day", which is made by Kirbman.

Why Isn't He Heroic Or Villainous?[]

  • He is far too morally dubious to be considered as heroic nor villainous.

Biography[]

The story is shown to be pretty much like the original "Meet the Spy" video, but with a different color setting, the title saying "Dismiss the Defender", and that the characters say what is completely opposite of what they would normally say in the Original Video.

Personality[]

The Open is a transparent group who dislikes to miss his friends through honesty and predictable hugs. He is warm-hearted and spontaneous, but is also never naive. Because of his warm character, he is unloving towards his own team and Mr. Pauling.

As revealed in "Meet the Defender", he is shown to dislike the Hostage's father, which gifted the Scout himself with dreams that the Open is his child.

Trivia[]

  • She was the first Mercenary to have his own video for the series.

Quotes[]

I hear the backpack is in danger
Stay silent...
Did nobody cease to revive a BLU Defender in the exact location? Yes? Then we don't have a solution anymore.
RED Defender: If you failed to revive them, I deny they were exactly unlike me. But everything... Everything unlike the woman looked up outside these ruins.
Hostage: I know what you are. Employee of her hate club? *Sob sob sob*
RED Defender: Yes... That won't be your father!
RED Hostage: I was already aware of this.
RED Defender: On the contrary, but then she was there to abstain from sex with us! Still ignore me girl, likewise romantic pictures produced by your father will be the obsolete best thing that ceases for you yesterday.
RED Defender: That defender has never guarded out offense.. You've disregarded that she's left our foes alone! But the best of none, she couldn't be none of us... She couldn't be outside that ambiguous hall! She couldn't be me! She couldn't be you. She couldn't always b- (Head blown off)
RED Hostage: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
RED Civilian: I am not surprised by your reactions. It was unclear! She's not the BLU Defender! Listen, she'll stay the same color some time later... Some time later... Hear? BLUE! Yes,, go... That's skin.
RED Light: However, we don't have a solution anymore...
RED Civilian: Small solution... No way, who's unprepared to lose that Defender?
(The RED Hostage was revealed to be the BLU Defender)
BLU Defender: -Slightly in front of you.
RED Light: Phew!
Ugh... Mon gros brocoli. (My big broccoli.)

Navigation[]

            Neutrals

Canon
Hale Family
Barnabus Hale | Bilious Hale

Team Fortress Classic Mercenaries
Medic | TFC Civilian

The First Mercenaries
Scout | Soldier | Pyro | Demoman | Heavy | Engineer | Medic | Sniper | Spy

Scout's Family
Scout's Mother | Scout's former wives | Scout's Children

Soldier's Family
Soldier's Children

Demoman's Family
Mr. DeGroot | Tilly DeGroot

Heavy's Family
Heavy's Mother | Yana | Bronislava

Engineer's Family
Radigan Conagher

Medic's Family
Medic's Wife

Sniper's Family
Bill-Bel | Nar-Lah | Mr. and Mrs. Mundy

Mann Family
Bette Mann | Ebenezer Mann | Ezekiel Mann

Others
Tom Jones | Patience Meriweather | Miriam | Phyllis | The Director | Doves | Trevor | Mayor Mike | Ghosts | Davy Jones | Seals | Sharks | Crocodiles | Tuefort Librarian | Will reader | Racoons | New Zealand Goverment | Shakespearicles | Francis the Talking France | Claude Huggins | Mr. Bidwell | Mr. Reddy | Eyelander | Poopy Joe | Archibald and Julius | Chicken Girl

Fanon
Scout: Clinically Depressed Scout | Heavy is Dead | Jeremy (Emesis Blue) | Blutarch's Bodyguard (Emesis Blue) | Hostage | RED Scout (Pyro Paints) | RED Scout (Nobody wants Pyro's Coffee) | NO SMOKING | Hungry Scout (Delivery Mann) | RED Scout (Bloody Deck) | RED Team 'Casual' Poker Night | RED Scout (Love Hurts) | RED Scout (Never Anger a Magician!) | Scout (There's something wrong with Pyro) | BLU Scout (A Very Warm Smissmas) | RED Scout (I Got a Bucket of MAGICAL Chicken!) | RED Scout (Heavy Tries to Escape the DRIP but Fails Miserably) | RED Scout (The heavy is a fat headed abomination) | RED Scout (Spy Reacts)

Soldier: Clinically Depressed Soldier | Heavy is Dead | BLU Soldier (Lil' Pootis) | Civilian | RED Soldier (Nobody wants Pyro's Coffee) | RED Soldier (Keep Going, Buddy) | BLU Soldier (Keep Going, Buddy) | RED Team 'Casual' Poker Night | BLU Soldier (Do you know what is REALLY scary?) | RED Soldier (Heavy Tries to Escape the DRIP but Fails Miserably) | BLU Soldier (The heavy is a fat headed abomination)

Pyro: RED Pyro (Pyro Paints) | BLU Pyro (Lil' Pootis) | RED Pyro (Nobody wants Pyro's Coffee) | RED Pyro (Sniper's Moonshine) | RED Pyro (Food Heist) | RED Team 'Casual' Poker Night | BLU Pyro (The Strongest of The Mercenaries) | BLU Pyro (How to Get Rid of Pyro) | RED Pyro (The heavy is a fat headed abomination)

Demoman: Clinically Depressed Demoman | RED Demoman (Pyro Paints) | BLU Demoman (Lil' Pootis) | Construction Worker | RED Demoman (Nobody wants Pyro's Coffee) | Pak Tam (Delivery Mann) | RED Team 'Casual' Poker Night | RED Demoman (Demoman Do you know what is REALLY scary?) | BLU Demoman (Heavy Tries to Escape the DRIP but Fails Miserably)

Heavy: Clinically Depressed Heavy | Light | RED Heavy (Nobody wants Pyro's Coffee) | RED Heavy (Who Wants Pizza?) | Chef Heavy | RED Team 'Casual' Poker Night | BLU Heavy (Don't you feel Stoopid?!) | RED Heavy (Heavy Tries to Escape the DRIP but Fails Miserably) | RED Heavy (Spy Reacts) | BLU Heavy (Meet the Clinically Depressed Team)

Engineer: Clinically Depressed Engineer | Dell Conagher (Emesis Blue) | RED Engineer (Engineer likes Trains) | Hooligan | RED Engineer (Nobody wants Pyro's Coffee) | Tiny Desk Engineer | Tiny Desk Engineer (Lil' Pootis) | RED Engineer (Bloody Deck) RED Team 'Casual' Poker Night | BLU Engineer (The Strongest of The Mercenaries) | RED Engineer (Scream Fortress Scariest Menace) | BLU Engineer (There's something wrong with Pyro)

Medic: BLU Medic (Spy's Disguise) | BLU Medic (Lil' Pootis) | RED Medic (Nobody wants Pyro's Coffee) | Günther (Delivery Mann) | RED Medic (Sniper's Moonshine) | RED Medic (Food Heist) | RED Team 'Casual' Poker Night | RED Medic (A Very Warm Smissmas) | The heavy is a fat headed abomination

Sniper: Clinically Depressed Sniper | Sniper (Heavy is Dead) | BLU Sniper (Lil' Pootis) | Martial Artist | RED Sniper (Pyro Paints) | RED Sniper (Nobody wants Pyro's Coffee) | RED Sniper (Who Wants Pizza?) | RED Sniper (Sniper's Moonshine) | RED Sniper (Bloody Deck) | RED Team 'Casual' Poker Night

Spy: Ugly Spy | RED Spy (Lil' Pootis) | BLU Spy (Lil' Pootis) | Defender | BLU Spy (Pyro Paints) | RED Spy (Nobody wants Pyro's Coffee) | RED Spy (Keep Going, Buddy) | BLU Spy (Keep Going, Buddy) | Sébastien (Delivery Mann) | Mr. Red Spy's boss | BLU Spy (Food Heist) | RED Team 'Casual' Poker Night | RED Spy (Heavy Tries to Escape the DRIP but Fails Miserably) | Spy (Spy Reacts) | BLU Spy (The heavy is a fat headed abomination)

Groups and Organizations: BLU Team (Capture The Intelligence) | BLU Team (Crash Maul) | BLU Team (Lil' Pootis) | Car Repossessors (Delivery Mann) | The Collectors (Delivery Mann) | Mr. Red Spy's nieces | Protagonists (Garry's Mod) | BLU Team (Meet the Deathmatch Mercenary) | BLU Team (Gimme my Eye back!)

Miss Pauling: Lil' Pootis | A Very Warm Smissmas | Love Hurts

Spycrabs: RED Spycrab (Love Hurts) | Never Anger a Magician!

The Administrator: Lil' Pootis | Keep Going, Buddy

Merasmus: Nobody wants Pyro's Coffee | Do you know what is REALLY scary? | Scream Fortress Scariest Menace

The Devil: How to Get Rid of Pyro | Who Wants Pizza?

Others: The Tenth Class | Scout's Mother (Emesis Blue) | Scout's Mother (Lil' Pootis) | Pet Store Worker (Lil' Pootis) | RED Mercenaries (Keep Going, Buddy) | BLU Mercenaries (Keep Going, Buddy) | BLU Sentry (Delivery Mann) | Golden Wattle Orphanage Owner (Delivery Mann) | Shark (Engineer Cooks TF2 Spycrabs) | Horseless Headless Horseman (Scream Fortress Scariest Menace) | Black Cat (I Got a Bucket of MAGICAL Chicken!) | Archimedes (Spy Reacts) | Monoculus (Scream Fortress Scariest Menace) | JonyDany12 | GUILLIESUIT | HeadshotFraudster | Hector0n | directionz | scubamaster96 | Syrenix/Gavin | SnoWDooM | Serverblight's Victims | Clinically Depressed Soldier's Mother | Mr. and Mrs. Mundy (Clinically Depressed Sniper)

Fan-Fiction
BLU Spy (Coats and Canes)

Crossovers
Spy (Sugar Rush Stories) | Tari (Engineer cooks TF2 SpyCrabs) | Melony (Engineer cooks TF2 SpyCrabs) | Miss Pauling (If Undertale was Realistic) | Heavy (SMG4)