Pillock

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Average-Doer
Full Name	Pillock
Alias	none
Origin	Dumb Ways to Die
Occupation	unknown
Powers/Skills	none
Hobby	unknown
Goals	Drink the right medicine. (sometimes succeeded)
Family	unknown
Friends	unknown
Enemies	none
Type of Neutral Character	Dimwitted Bean

Pillock is a bean who ate medicine that was out of date and gained a fatal lump rash from it.

Appearance

Pillock is an oval, turquoise bean. He occasionally has eyebrows. His body, with the exception of his limbs, was covered with lumps after ingesting the expired medication.

Videos

Pillock is seen in the video kissing his lips after swallowing some expired medication. To his horror, it subsequently causes a rash in which he gets lumps all over his body save for his arms. Although his death isn't seen on screen, it is likely that the lump rash killed him.

Games

In the first game, Pillock can be unlocked for the player's Train Station. He is the third bean to reach the train station in both versions. To get him in the previous version, you had to complete the game twice. He is the 12th unlocked item in the new version, and unlocking him requires 39200 points.

He was given access to a minigame via a game update, along with numerous other characters that were initially exclusive to the train station. It requires the player to compare the three to six canisters with a calendar that is displayed nearby. It is okay to drink the only canister with a date later than the one on the label. If it works, Pillock flashes a thumbs up and remains normal after taking the medication. Pillock will consume the pill and develop dots all over his body, frightening him, if the player taps the wrong pill or if the timer expires (just like in the original clip).