Smitty Werben Jager Man Jensen

Average-Doer
Full Name	Smitty Werben Jager Man Jensen
Alias	Smitty
Origin	SpongeBob SquarePants - One Krabs Trash
Occupation	None
Powers/Skills	Dismemberment and reconstruction of his body.
Hobby	Laying in his resting place.
Goals	Get his hat back from Mr. Krabs. (failed)
Family	Unknown
Friends	The other undead Skeletons
Enemies	Mr. Krabs
Type of Neutral Character	Undead Animal

Smitty Werben Jager Man Jensen is a deceased character who appeared in the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "One Krabs Trash".

He is buried in Floater Cemetery. He was "#1" in boogie land (as Mr. Krabs suggested). Mr. Krabs said to SpongeBob that his soda-drinking hat had to be returned to him immediately, so SpongeBob buried it with him.

Biography

Mr. Krabs tried to get the soda-drinking hat in order to get $1,000,000. However, Smitty was actually an undead skeleton who fought Mr. Krabs. He summoned a whole army of undead fish. Mr. Krabs was certain that they would take turns feasting on his insides, then eat his brain and leave his body for the buzzards. Smitty, however, merely wanted the hat back. When Krabs resisted, the skeletons attacked. Mr. Krabs defeated them all with a makeshift sword made from the head of a swordfish skeleton. Smitty was eventually killed again by Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs then tried to sell the hat to four people for $1,000,000. However, the other four fish laughed at him, saying that the hats are worthless after a pile of them were found recently. Much to Krabs' dismay, SpongeBob walks by with a clapping hat, which causes the other four fish to run after him to try and offer $1,000,000 for it.

Trivia

• He is the current icon of the Neutral Characters Wiki.
• He is the SpongeBob character with the longest name.

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